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HEY FOLLOWERS, LET’S PLAY A GAME.

ofgeography:

so my coworker and i play this AMAZING game on days when it’s gross out and you have just drudgery to get through and also your headphones are broken and you have a headache and you suspect that person you hated in high school is secretly more fulfilled in life than you are.

this game is called The Best Thing That Could Happen Game, or TBTTCH. in this game, you give a detailed account of the ABSOLUTE BEST THING that could happen to you right now. you’d think this game would bum you out because those things aren’t happening, but it doesn’t!!! it makes you so happy!!!!

like, is it that suddenly your boss comes out and tells you that you got a pay raise AND the rest of the week off and you use it to fly to london and while you’re in london you meet prince harry and smoke up with him before the dutchess of windsor is like, “hey, do you want my whole wardrobe? i’m thinking of just starting over completely! have these DIAMONDS.”?

is it that you finally get the cajones to tell that cutie with a booty that works at your bank that you want to kiss him or her or them on the mouth and then get weird in the back of your swaggin’ wagon? and that said CwaB is like, “sure, but i also was hoping we could order pizza and play like 16 hours of mario kart”?

is it that you SUDDENLY REALIZE exactly what you want to do with your life and all the steps you have to take to get there and magically come across the beautiful open door that leads to the first step??

I’M JUST SPITBALLING HERE. IT COULD BE WHATEVER. MAYBE TBTTCH IS THAT A WHOLE BOX OF AIRHEADS APPEARS ON YOUR DESK AND YOU EAT THEM ALL AND DON’T FEEL SICK!! GO YOU!! YOU EARNED IT!!

whatever it is, come into my inbox and tell me about it!! tell me ALL about it!! take as many asks as you need!!

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javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

Thought, “surely this is satire. Come on, that sentence must be satirical and this must not be a serious article”.

How wrong I was.

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Whats been happening in Scotland for those who don't know

kiradax:

Scotland has been building up to voting on whether they should become Independent from the United Kingdom since 2012, the Idea’s been in the works since the ’50s. Yes voters want to be independent, No voters want to stay in the UK.

The parties backing Yes are the snp, the…

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relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

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"My mother doesn’t like tattoos. She says art belongs on a wall. Well I say no one, not even my mother gets to tell me that I can’t be a masterpiece."

- Hannah Snowdon (via basementvirtue)

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