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pennanpayper:

*murders somebody*

*hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat*

*gets questioned by the police*

Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol”

Police: lol

Judge: lol

Inmate: lol

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(Source: whatmakesconnorclang, via dorrrito)

tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]

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zggamarchive:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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(Source: eternal-weekend, via cubonesrevenge)